The WTF Train is inspired by WSAM0TV, as a train that takes the "WTFness" out of any situation, simply by saying "WTF Train Inbound." The WTF Train will
"Wipe all of the What the Fuckness out of the situation, leaving you with something else that turns your fucked up brain into an easily controlled brain."
The WTF Train is known to replace WTF situations with objects such as:
- The Green Llama thingy
- An awesome face
- An awesome face dance
WSAM0TV advertised the WTF Train being run on Roflcopter fuel, thus making it go over 9,000 miles per hour, which is comparable to the other trains that are extremly whorny and the one that goes 0.1 miles per hour.